1. I Believe My Cat is Trying To Send Me To a Mental Institution

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    February 28, 2014 by Goodbellas

    Every morning I have the same routine.  My first alarm starts going off at 4:45am, which I promptly snooze.  At …
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  2. Sarah Palin: “I can see the Olympics from my house!”

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    February 14, 2014 by Goodbellas

  3. I’m Going to Tell My Boss I Have Affluenza – Maybe She Will Give Me a Raise

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    December 18, 2013 by Goodbellas

    A week from now, it will be Christmas Day.  Presents, presents, and MORE PRESENTS!!!  I did a healthy dose of …
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  4. Enough Is Enough, We Need a March On Washington

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    October 9, 2013 by Goodbellas

    Watching the news the past few days, I have grown increasingly angered by the childish ways of our elected officials …
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  5. These People Be Clownin’!!

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    September 30, 2013 by Goodbellas

    Childish. Selfish. Completely ridiculous douchebaggery. What kinds of politicians will jeopardize the paychecks of American workers and active military men …
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  6. Education for the Young’uns

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    September 3, 2013 by Goodbellas

    Perhaps in the past few months you have seen the buzz about an 8th grade test from 1912. Several media …
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  7. “Sayyyyy Jim…That’s a bad outFIT ! WOOOOOO !”

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    June 25, 2013 by Goodbellas

    So, let’s be real for a moment.  I miss Christopher Reeve.   When I was growing up, Reeve was Superman. …
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  8. I Just Used the Vending Machine as a Coin Star

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    May 15, 2013 by Goodbellas

    I don’t know if anyone else out there agrees, but I HATE carrying change in my purse. It weighs me …
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  9. Do the Means Discredit the End?

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    April 10, 2013 by Goodbellas

    Niccolo Machiavelli’s “The Prince” was a groundbreaking piece of literature. The influence of the book cannot be questioned, regardless if …
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  10. Meeting the Parents vs. Spiders: Which is More Frightening?

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    April 2, 2013 by Goodbellas

    Anyone who knows me well can vouch for my insane fear of spiders. I’m not just talking about a little …
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