Category Archives: Family

  1. I Believe My Cat is Trying To Send Me To a Mental Institution

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    February 28, 2014 by swingstatevoter

    Every morning I have the same routine.  My first alarm starts going off at 4:45am, which I promptly snooze.  At …
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  2. I’m Going to Tell My Boss I Have Affluenza – Maybe She Will Give Me a Raise

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    December 18, 2013 by swingstatevoter

    A week from now, it will be Christmas Day.  Presents, presents, and MORE PRESENTS!!!  I did a healthy dose of …
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  3. Remember That Time We Almost Killed Grandma?

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    April 3, 2013 by swingstatevoter

    One thing is true…if you have smart kids, and they get bored, trouble is inevitable. This doesn’t necessarily reflect on …
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  4. Meeting the Parents vs. Spiders: Which is More Frightening?

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    April 2, 2013 by swingstatevoter

    Anyone who knows me well can vouch for my insane fear of spiders. I’m not just talking about a little …
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  5. How Did I Ever Learn To Cook?

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    March 21, 2013 by swingstatevoter

    I am re-posting this previous story, since I have had a good amount of new readers join in the past …
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  6. How Did I Ever Learn To Cook?

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    March 5, 2013 by swingstatevoter

    I’m still puzzled some days how I survived the first 28 years of my life before I learned how to …
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  7. Thanksgiving With Grandma

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    November 21, 2012 by swingstatevoter

    Thanksgiving is such a precious tradition in our nation.  Each year the corporate desire for increased revenues seems to creep …
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