Category Archives: Nonsense

  1. I Believe My Cat is Trying To Send Me To a Mental Institution

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    February 28, 2014 by swingstatevoter

    Every morning I have the same routine.  My first alarm starts going off at 4:45am, which I promptly snooze.  At …
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  2. Enough Is Enough, We Need a March On Washington

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    October 9, 2013 by swingstatevoter

    Watching the news the past few days, I have grown increasingly angered by the childish ways of our elected officials …
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  3. I Just Used the Vending Machine as a Coin Star

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    May 15, 2013 by swingstatevoter

    I don’t know if anyone else out there agrees, but I HATE carrying change in my purse. It weighs me …
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  4. Don’t Look at Me Right Now…

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    April 23, 2013 by swingstatevoter

    So I’m sitting in the salon, doing my two-ish month ritual of getting my hair cut and dyed (because I …
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  5. Remember That Time We Almost Killed Grandma?

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    April 3, 2013 by swingstatevoter

    One thing is true…if you have smart kids, and they get bored, trouble is inevitable. This doesn’t necessarily reflect on …
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  6. Meeting the Parents vs. Spiders: Which is More Frightening?

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    April 2, 2013 by swingstatevoter

    Anyone who knows me well can vouch for my insane fear of spiders. I’m not just talking about a little …
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  7. Oh, the Stupid Things I Do…

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    March 22, 2013 by swingstatevoter

    Growing up as a nerd in the 1980’s was a lot tougher than it is for kids today. Now it …
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